I hate everyone equally.Įarly morning cheerfulness can be extremely obnoxious On the other hand, you have different fingers.Ī verbal contract isn’t worth the paper it’s written onįool me once, shame on you. If your parents never had children, chances are you won’t either If it weren’t for electricity, we’d all be watching ESPN by candlelight.įiction writing is great. I can handle criticism so long as it isn’t about me I think that will take much longer than I think it will I said things that later on seemed to be untrue. If you can’t imitate him, don’t copy him. Please, let me prove that winning the lottery won’t spoil me. This is not an optical illusion, it only looks like one
My philosophy: no pain no painįood is an important part of a balanced dietĭust is a protective coating for fine furniture Warning: Dates in calendar are closer than they appear Research is what I’m doing when I don’t know what I’m doing Wise men make proverbs, but fools repeat them My homework is like a steak-rare and never well done The two most common elements on this show are hydrogen and stupidity If love isn’t a game, then why are there so many players? Insanity is hereditary, you can get it from your kidsĪ friend is one who knows us, but loves us anyway Never look back unless you’re planning to go that wayĪ person who never makes mistakes never makes anything Reference to the fact that there was no Chalkboard on Nov. Walk the walk Talk the talk Chalk the chalk
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Starring in movie remake of “Blackboard Jungle” If you love me, honk your Around the Horn Plaschke = Bill Plaschke, another panelist on the show.ĭo people from Nebraska play Around the Corn?ĭo wildebeest have a show called Around the Horns? Zorn = Jim Zorn, the head coach of the Washington Redskins.ĭo Plaschke’s friends play “Around the Forlorn”? I’m not sure if Woody’s joking or not, so, in the interest of being historically accurate, the famous General at The Battle of the Little Big Horn was “ Custer”, not “Custard”.ĭo players in D.C. If at first you don’t succeed, go to 2nd baseĭid General Custard play Around the Big Horn? “ Cold Pizza” was a show on ESPN2 that Woody was co-host of for a while. The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothingĪ wise man does not need advice and a fool won’t take itĪrtificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidityįirst take will always be cold pizza to me Teamwork means never having to take all the blame yourself Example: “My family was gathered all together for Thanksgiving and we were altogether disappointed by my mother’s cooking.” “All together” is just a phrase that means that things are in a group. “Altogether” is an adverb, modifying the verb “avoid”, meaning “completely or utterly”. Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid all together
They reveal it.Īim low, reach your goals, avoid disappointmentĪ friend is someone who has the same enemies you have Having one child makes you a parent having two makes you a referee Speak softly and carry a big stick, you will go far It’s good to be clever, but not to show it I am so clever that sometimes I don’t understand a single word of what I am saying Patience is a virtue, it’s a waste of time I should keep my words soft and sweet in case I have to eat them One thing I can give and still keep: My word Xmas is a time when you get homesick, even when you’re home Xmas is the season when you buy this year’s gifts with next year’s money Santa Claus has the right idea-visit people only once a yearĪn xmas shopper’s complaint is one that’s long-standing
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobicsįish and Christmas visitors smell in 3 days Mariotti = Jay Mariotti, another panelist on the show. May all your troubles last as long as your New Year’s resolutions!Ī New Year’s resolution is something that goes in one year and out the other
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